Boxing Day: Bad Girl Grooves

After reading my new Bad Girl 2005 Calendar, we have revealed our true aliases.

My barfly name is Coconut Wine. Additionally, I have coerced my out laws to face their bad girl groove with several alias. Here are a few:

Madame's:
Barfly Name: Gorp Martini
Dating Diva: Chocolate Water
Porn Star Name: Chiffy Tremoy
Road Trip Name: Quiche Camp
Girl Dectective Name: Kitten Charlotte

Dr. Bob's:
Barfly Name: Gorp Martini (yes, the same as madam's)
Dating Diva: Peppermint Chlorox (ew!)
Porn Star Name: Pal Chestnut
Road Trip Name: Quiche Maine
Girl Dectective Name: Pup Athens

Andrew's:
Barfly Name: Truffle Wine
Dating Diva: Chardonnay Coffee
Porn Star Name: Kiki Robmont
Road Trip Name: Coffee New York
Girl Dectective Name: Kitten Atlanta

Mine:
Barfly Name: Coconut Wine
Dating Diva: Truffle Port
Porn Star Name: Cindy Silverlake
Road Trip Name: Eggs Tennesee
Girl Dectective Name: Kitten Kalamazoo